Things you NEED to know

I lied. But here's a list of things most of you won't know about me.

>I am shockingly addicted to Red bull. I'm talking verge of Emergency room for my 16 in one night legend. :/
>I have 3 year old twin half brother and sister somewhere in greece living with my dad and his lady thing.
>In greece when i was a toddler, my mom put me and my brother in the bath together. I pooed in the bath. Jason is scarred for life. My mom didn't help me out of the bath. She got a video camera and pissed herself laughing instead.
>I get sensitive about racism and general stupidwankeritis.
>I love when people ask me for advice.
>I don't like it when people arent looking at your eyes when they speak to you. As in, they're looking somewhere else on your face. What the fuck are you doing? look at me you prick.
> I eat lemons like you eat apples
>I don't have tonsils, boy.
>I get people to fall in love with me and then I get bored of my new toy, so to speak. Bitch.
>fully sensitive about animals/roadkill. I cry really easily about anything related to them.
>Speaking of crying, all my tears are angry tears. Whenever I'm upset I just go silent.
>I have a comfort blanket but really it's just a string. I used to suck my thumb til I was 13 :)
>Shocking fear of collarbones, mould and wasps.
>I always have sick imaginitive thoughts of people coming to kill me when I'm home alone and end up needing to phone someone (enter Music From Blue Skies)
> As with my nan who passed it to two of her children (my mum and my late uncle), I could have Alports Syndrome. Theres nothing you can do about it though, so I don't want the test. its 50/50 your children have it if you do, basically. I'm considering living in the sunny 50%. That'd be cool, 'cause then the illness would end with me and no one would have to go through what George did. (GRIMGRIMGRIMGRIMGRIMletslightenthingsup)
>when i was five i used to see my mother with sanitary towels so to be grown up, i stuck a panty liner to the crotch of my jeans. ... from the outside. Yup.
>I'm really last minute.
>Duran Duran and Tom of the Enemy went to my secondary school/sixth form (he was a prick)


THE END.
WAKE UPPPP.